1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will
keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand.
This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. Ifshe grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this willimpress her by showing her what a strong man you are).
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are
like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is,say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will showher you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be herfault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and everygirl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when
she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewellery is for pussies.
she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewellery is for pussies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is,
stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F**K you" and grab the other girl's
ass. Girls love competition.
stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F**K you" and grab the other girl's
ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for mile so she thinks
it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When
she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home.
it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When
she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home.
When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean
over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special
nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if
you don't stop complaining about the cold right now, you're going to be
complaining about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if
you don't stop complaining about the cold right now, you're going to be
complaining about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to thebathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when theparty is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you allnight.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and
you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).
15. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her
self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down
desires to be.
self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down
desires to be.
16. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings oranything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way,she'll go crazy.
17. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt andsay "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy thatspeaks for her.
18. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love
a spontaneous guy.
19. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it
(but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking
about).
(but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking
about).
20. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no,
it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her
to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her
to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
21. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that
material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that
she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can
ever get.
material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that
she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can
ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's
coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present
visibly sticking out of the can.
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's
coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present
visibly sticking out of the can.
her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make
sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going
to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited, then don't
call
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